malicemidnight: chimericadvance: roguesassemble: emifail: unsexual: DEAR GOD why am i laughing so hard im gonna pee gonna bring this back because yes FUCK. I CAN ACTUALLY KIND OF MAKE THIS SOUND?????? THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER I love the face it makes when it does that! But anyway, it’s not as funny when it’s a baby squirrel on your head and suddenly the albino...
This is like one of my Japanese Animes!:... →
mattcotter: thingamajig314: sassy-gay-amon: asstasticfishface: Tumblr Gender Analyzer purrsnikitty: mcfugghas: musicallyorangedicks: 3armsally: oncelerswaifu: ladysmutty: meigimarustar: brenda-the-quiet: panshark: We… We think http://melincoimas.tumblr.com is written by a man (78%).
I am sick
Of all this damned Avatar/Korra stuff on my dash and on Fandom/memebase. Make it stop!
My step-sister is insistent that she’s going to “collage” next year. You’re 22/23 and can’t even spell college.
I don’t know if I want to enter my Pokemon dress in the competition…
Harma Lannë: hey-tossmycausticsalad: I refuse to... →
hey-tossmycausticsalad: hey-tossmycausticsalad: I refuse to watch the part of Two Towers when Faramir takes Frodo to Osgiliath because it NEVER FUCKING HAPPENED Faramir is supposed to be the good guy, the foil to his corruptible brother. The entire point of his character is that he resists the temptation of the… I am aware that books have to be adapted when they are made into movies. I am...
Guys. I realized this a little late. BUT Less than six months until The Hobbit premier.
w0ah-dang: I’m proud to be one of the few girls out there who actually likes Lord Of The Rings. You think you’re one of the “few?” LotR has a freaking huge female fanbase. Where have you been? Obviously not on the internet. This statement is similar to “hey I’m a gamer and look I’m also a girl.” Also, I don’t think there are as many people...
commentsofamadman: Also all those feels that you feel when watching the Fellowship of the Ring. Gandalf falls and then you cry. Boromir gets riddled with arrows while defending the halflings, are you cry. Aragorn steps in destroys Lurtz and you cheer. But then he talks to Boromir as he is dying, and Boromir says “I would have followed you, my brother… my captain… my king” and you stop cheering...
Can't sleep. Watching LOTR until I pass out.
I used to do this on a regular basis. You are not alone!
hey-tossmycausticsalad: I refuse to watch the part of Two Towers when Faramir takes Frodo to Osgiliath because it NEVER FUCKING HAPPENED Faramir is supposed to be the good guy, the foil to his corruptible brother. The entire point of his character is that he resists the temptation of the ring. He is supposed to be the hope for man. Ugh. There are a lot of parts of the movie that...
Today is the only day that tumblr has been so dead that I miss all the Thor/Loki/Inspirational/Afro Circus/emo/spam/argumentative shit on my dashboard.
When you go to a friend's house to stay the night...
an-idiosyncratic-method: You know the one. It’s made of wool. It has satiny trim that tries to deceive you into thinking this will be a nice blanket experience. But it’s not. Every house has one. It’s buried deep in the bowels of the linen closet, under some afghans and a comforter with the down coming out of it, but make no mistake. The scratchy blanket is there. And it waits. ...
starrysleeper: yumiswindow: milesjai: WHAT THE HELL BBC. DYING. ALL OF THE REBLOG OMFG WHAT IS THIS EVEN Every time i see this anywhere I have to watch it. Oh god the gorilla though. And of course the monkey dentist. *face/palm*
What kind of manga are you in? →
whitechocolatecherry: tohluse: mind-crayon: Teal is in a drama hentai doujinshi. Tohluse is in a harem josei manga. got a harem, good enough for me danielle is in a historical hentai doujinshi. Alexa is in a smutty/ecchi shoujo manga. My favorite kind! No seriously.
You're being adapted into an anime →
whitechocolatecherry: mind-crayon: By White Fox, a 7 episode action anime about Teal’s homo adventures. accurate By A-1 Pictures, a 25 episode sports anime about dannielle’s drunk adventures. omg wat. By Bee Train, a 100 episode comedy anime about Alexa’s crossdressing adventures. Yes please.
What's Your Spirit Pokemon?
prodigiousfeldspar: nuclearboots: rumminov: whaoanon: sweetsweetrockit: get a random number, 1 through 649 and match it to the pokemon’s number on Bulbapedia. welp NO!!!!!!!!
Dear IMdB Reviewer...
This book series isn’t exactly widely popular. Not everyone has read that far yet. Please. For the sake of I don’t even give a damn what. USE THE GODDAMN ***SPOILER WARNING*** That ever happen to you? Where you’re reading the reviews of a series based off your favorite series? Just casually trying to find out if anyone has the same complaints as you about basic,...
From birth we’re taught that we’re owed a beautiful girl. We all think of...– David Wong, 5 Ways Modern Men Are Trained to Hate Women That last line is right on the money. (via albinwonderland) this is why i’m so distrusting of men. i really really like them, until they show me this side of themselves, and then all i want to do is beat the shit out of them for being like...
mind-crayon: sketchlock: jeremy-ruiner: theneverendingdrums: auditoryassault: I hate the word homophobia. It is not a phobia. You are not scared. You are just an asshole. what if someone had an actual phobia though like with people who are arachnaphobic a gay person comes into their house and they stand on a chair screaming and swatting them with a broom or something #or they...
The meaning behind your URL →
whitechocolatecherry: tohluse: starkinglyhandsome: dasdeutschtard: high-cas: boazpriestly: dangermouses: captaingalaga: captaingalaga’s name means: 1) One that no one wants to talk to. 2) Futile effort. dangermouses’s name means: 1) Homo. 2) Skilled at cross-dressing. boazpriestly’s name means: 1) Knowing nothing but useless info. 2) To get excited after seeing homo. Yes....
billydarley: there is/will be no film series better than lotr. Also no book series.